Summer Heat

The thing that I can't stand about the Summer is the heat. It's hot as hell in the Summertime. The temperature tops out at 90°. You need three air conditioners and some Kool-Aid to stay cool. And it doesn't matter how much deodorant you put on. Once you step outside in that heat, the deodorant is gone. After three hours in the sun you smell like a dead cat. In the summer, the heat makes my balls sweat. When I get home and take off my underwear, it's soaked in ball sweat. The hot weather in the Summer also makes you thirsty. One time I drank two 3 liter sodas all by myself in three minutes. People outside were looking at me like I was selfish. They saw me drinking those big bottles of soda all to myself and they wanted some. If they're thirsty, they should just go drink pee pee because I'm not sharing my sodas with anybody.
Even though I don't like the hot weather in the Summer, I do like the way it makes girls dress. Girls dress sexy in the Summertime. They wear tank tops, short shorts, and sandals that show off their pretty painted feet. It's hard not to get an erection when you look at them. When I look at them, my penis gets bigger and rips my pants like the Incredible Hulk.

These girls seem to be enjoying the Summer heat.