Barbara Walters: Living Corpse

Barbara Walters Here & Now

I was watching television the other day and I noticed that Barbara Walters is still alive. I thought she was dead after all these years. But she’s still alive. Amazing! That must feel weird when all the people from your era is dead and you’re the last person standing. Barbara Walters looks like the crypt keeper. She has to be over 100 years old. She’s a walking mummy. She looks like she still uses Clap on lights. Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, Clap off, the Clapper.