Paris Hilton out of jail

She'sss baccckkk. It's only been three days since Paris Hilton went to jail and now she's being released. This is the worsest news since the E! network brought back the "Simple Life." This news is going to cause riots throughout the world. And it already has. When the Japanese found out that Paris Hilton was let out of jail early, they burned down Tokyo. When the Mexicans found out that Paris was released out of jail early, they jumped back over the border. And the terrorists hate us even more now. Thanks a lot Paris. Paris Hilton only spent three days in jail. Three days! She didn't even spend enough time to become someone's girlfriend. Now she'll spend the remaining of her sentence confined to her home doing nothing. Doing nothing, something she's used to. Well, at least she doesn't have to wait 40 days for some dick.