Thursday, November 2, 2006

Homeless guy needs a date

I saw one of the most unusual things the other day. I saw a homeless guy trying to get a date. If you’re homeless, the last thing you should be thinking about is trying to find a date. Nobody’s going to date you when you have no money or a cell phone. I don’t care if you have a dvd player in your cardboard box, girls are not going to date you if you’re homeless. This homeless guy was not only looking for a date, he was looking for sex. He approached these girls and said, “Hey ladies. Which one of you wants to suck my dick?” One of the girls got offended and said to him, “Get out of here you bum. Go brush your teeth.” The homeless guy got mad and punched her in the face. I felt sorry for the girl. She didn’t deserve to get punched in the face, but the homeless guy had a reason. You should never insult a homeless person. Telling a homeless person to go brush their teeth is like spitting in the face of a pit bull. You’re bound to get hurt. Despite that, the girl still went on a date with the homeless guy. That girl is crazy.

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